HF-05 My (Wel)Fair Lady, Howling Fury, Episode Five Rating Options

[Captain Leo]

Axel giggles. "I wish the Welfare ladies who attempted to leave their home cities to come here would get changed into blue jays the moment they reached their own city limits. Then their cars would be found there but they would never be seen again."

A few were-lions smirk and giggle at the wish.

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Derek grinned. "Oh, so you're with the Nodwick Union, are you? Did you make your saving throw for resisting door bait traps?" He giggled. "Anyway, are you wanting me to buy you some dinner someplace? Is there a restaurant close by?"

[Darquirrin]

Number 1 GRINZ, "Is that a real request, Axel? We might could help make that happen."

The third glares at the first, "We don't wanna get Axel in trouble. That kinda thing would draw a lot of attention you know."

The first rolls his eyes, "And YOUR just a spoilsport."

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Sarrus chuckles, "There are two, actually. Not too far away. One of which caters exclusive to... interesting persons."

[Captain Leo]

Axel grinned. "How about every time they try to leave their homes to come see me, the moment they touch their car door, they mess down both legs?" He winked. "Please? Pretty please?"

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Derek smiled. "Let's head there then and I'll buy you dinner. Lead the way." He stood up and smiled at Sarrus the Hireling.

[Darquirrin]

The first werelion grins, "Alright... I think I know someone who can fufill that curse. Anything else you can think of you'd like? Anything at all?"

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Sarrus nods and leads the way over to the 'special' restaurant. He holds the door open for Derek and shows the doorman/bouncer his Vincent employers ID with 'special clearance'. "Hi Clarence, we have clearance. Mind if we get a table near the back? We'll need one special menu, one human-safe. And... The more 'interesting' the location the better." He grins.

[Captain Leo]

Axel grinned. "How about the female Welfare ladies all get pregnant with puppies immediately after crapping their drawers?" ;-)

One werelion giggled. "Someone just wants those horrible people to be in agonizing pain."

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Clarence escorted the two to a table that had a clear window view of the rest of the clients in the restaurant. "Here are your menus; your waiter will be here shortly." And he walked off swishing his unicorn tail behind him, though he looked human in the front.

Derek giggled. "Someone's showing a bit much in the back, looks like. What about you, Sarrus? I get the feeling you have more than you show publicly. I mean, you know my brother Thane well enough."

[Darquirrin]

The First werelion laughs!!! "I love your suggestions, Axel."

The second rolls his eyes a little, "Well, I can certainly sympathize."

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Sarrus grins a bit, his eyes flashing slightly for a brief moment. "Well we all have our little secrets, yes?" He laughs a bit, "And that Unibutt is one of the better ones around." He winks.

He hands Derek the human-safe menu with a grin, "Your brother knows quite a bit, trust me. Though he doesn't know me as anything but human. So.... If you manage to find out... You'll know more than him."