HF-05 My (Wel)Fair Lady, Howling Fury, Episode Five Rating Options

[Captain Leo]

Axel giggles. "I wish the Welfare ladies who attempted to leave their home cities to come here would get changed into blue jays the moment they reached their own city limits. Then their cars would be found there but they would never be seen again."

A few were-lions smirk and giggle at the wish.

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Derek grinned. "Oh, so you're with the Nodwick Union, are you? Did you make your saving throw for resisting door bait traps?" He giggled. "Anyway, are you wanting me to buy you some dinner someplace? Is there a restaurant close by?"

[Darquirrin]

Number 1 GRINZ, "Is that a real request, Axel? We might could help make that happen."

The third glares at the first, "We don't wanna get Axel in trouble. That kinda thing would draw a lot of attention you know."

The first rolls his eyes, "And YOUR just a spoilsport."

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Sarrus chuckles, "There are two, actually. Not too far away. One of which caters exclusive to... interesting persons."

[Captain Leo]

Axel grinned. "How about every time they try to leave their homes to come see me, the moment they touch their car door, they mess down both legs?" He winked. "Please? Pretty please?"

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Derek smiled. "Let's head there then and I'll buy you dinner. Lead the way." He stood up and smiled at Sarrus the Hireling.

[Darquirrin]

The first werelion grins, "Alright... I think I know someone who can fufill that curse. Anything else you can think of you'd like? Anything at all?"

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Sarrus nods and leads the way over to the 'special' restaurant. He holds the door open for Derek and shows the doorman/bouncer his Vincent employers ID with 'special clearance'. "Hi Clarence, we have clearance. Mind if we get a table near the back? We'll need one special menu, one human-safe. And... The more 'interesting' the location the better." He grins.

[Captain Leo]

Axel grinned. "How about the female Welfare ladies all get pregnant with puppies immediately after crapping their drawers?" ;-)

One werelion giggled. "Someone just wants those horrible people to be in agonizing pain."

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Clarence escorted the two to a table that had a clear window view of the rest of the clients in the restaurant. "Here are your menus; your waiter will be here shortly." And he walked off swishing his unicorn tail behind him, though he looked human in the front.

Derek giggled. "Someone's showing a bit much in the back, looks like. What about you, Sarrus? I get the feeling you have more than you show publicly. I mean, you know my brother Thane well enough."

[Darquirrin]

The First werelion laughs!!! "I love your suggestions, Axel."

The second rolls his eyes a little, "Well, I can certainly sympathize."

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Sarrus grins a bit, his eyes flashing slightly for a brief moment. "Well we all have our little secrets, yes?" He laughs a bit, "And that Unibutt is one of the better ones around." He winks.

He hands Derek the human-safe menu with a grin, "Your brother knows quite a bit, trust me. Though he doesn't know me as anything but human. So.... If you manage to find out... You'll know more than him."

[Captain Leo]

Axel hummed. "Well, it would be nice if the entire East Coast simply forgot all about me and I vanished off of their records. Then I wouldn't have to pussyfoot around like this. Everyone else around gets to have all the fun in the universe and I have to play the prude until after the Welfare Lady comes and leaves. And like the rest of you, I get horny too." He rubbed on their butts and sheathes. "Believe me."

The third werelion grinned and petted on the human's groin as well. "There isn't a rule saying that we can't yiff you; but because of your situation, we simply can't make you into a lion boy."

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A small cloven hoofed devi-ponyhound satyr appeared on their table, laid out 'newspapers', then teleported off to the next table to distribute more to the other patrons.

Derek chuckled quietly when he saw that... getting aroused from the species combo in fact, as he picked up the newspaper while looking at the human-safe menu. "I see a little of everything mentioned here. Nice selection. I think I'll have a number four with a medium drink and a salad."

[Darquirrin]

The first one grins, rubbing on Axel's rear softly, "That is true. If you want to 'dare' to try your luck with the Kings of the Beasts?" He grins in a teasing way, meaning it only playfully.

The second starts slowly massaging the boy with his paws firmly through the clothes. "Very true. But I would rather hear.... What does AXEL secretly wish he could be with and be?"

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Sarrus grins as a unseen tail gropes the boy from behind as Sarrus looks entirely innocent. "An excellent selection." He looks at his own menu and grins, "I think I'll be having the Deluxe Special today. It remains one of my favorites. And probably the most delicious item they serve here. Yes. That'll be my order."