NWM3-01 Unbridled Adventures Rating Options

[Captain Leo]

Rezma then reappeared with the paperwork and he said, "The main offices told me to warn you before you fill out this form, Fredrico. Once you fully fill out this form and send it in, whoever you're assigned with, you're stuck with them for either your life or their lives. Now for the other warning. I was told to tell you not to use any of the boxes next to the words __SURPRISE ME or you may end up with those who no one wants."

Elura added, "And when the main offices say those who no one wants, they mean just that. Some case workers or consciences haven't had a decent job in a long time because they are not the best that they could be. So be very careful with this form."

Fredrico nodded his head.

Rezma then said, "Also, none of us four can help you fill out the form. But when you get it done, just call for one of us and we'll get the request in to the main offices. Come on, guys..." and all four case workers then left Fredrico to his paperwork.

~~~~~

Rudolph was again entertaining sexy cute boys in his lair by allowing the boys to sleep with him. "I feel yiffy. It happens with all of Santa's reindeer." He giggled.

[Darquirrin]

One of the cute young boys rubs on Rudolph's soft fur and blushes as he leans up and whispers in Rudolph's ear, "Can I stay with Rudolph and sleep with him every night?"

[Captain Leo]

Rudolph licks the boy, Evan, and whispers back, "If your parents don't mind you staying with me, then sure... you can sleep here every night. I can be gentle." Although he is thinking about the boy he made the promise to who was still on that vacation. He was really worried about that now.

~~~~~

Fredrico calls for Rezma and the form is taken back down to the main offices.

When Rezma returns, he says, "You checked a few surprise me boxes. I warned you not to do that, Fredrico."

Fredrico sighed. "I couldn't think of a good answer for those, Rezma. That form wasn't as easy to fill out as you and the others made it out to be. It's not going to be too horrible, is it?"

Rezma replied, "For your sake, I hope not. I know a good many undesirable workers down there who you really would NOT want as your two special friends. Because once you get assigned two special friends, they stay with you until either you die or they do."

Fredrico meeped. "You didn't explain that part!"

Rezma grinned. "Don't you have a radio to fix?"

Fredrico yawned. "Yeah, but I'm feeling yiffy right now and a little hungry. Sometimes the cute boys hang out with me, but everyone loves Rudolph."

[Darquirrin]

Evan giggled a bit and kisses Rudolph directly on the muzzle, blushing and hugging him, whispering back, "They won't mind. I wanna stay right here with you. Your the best."

~~~~~

Asthar grinned, "That's not entirely true... If you promise to yiff him I know where one boy is who is very lonely and bored as everyone paid all their attention to the 'Santa's Helper' and none to him."

[Captain Leo]

Rudolph grins and proceeds toward giving Evan what he thinks he wants.

~~~~~

Fredrico arched an eye at the usually extremely naughty bad conscious, Asthar. "What will I owe you for my promising this? Unlike Rezma, you are more the 'hidden agenda'/'I-own-you-now' as you have already admitted not more than a few hours ago to nearly everyone. And you said then that you were proud of it. So what is your fee for providing this boy to me? And don't worry about my feelings; I can take it."

Rezma says, "This deal is between you and Asthar. I'll go keep the ladies busy so Asthar isn't interrupted." POOF.

[Darquirrin]

Evan in turn makes Rudolph see stars!

~~~~~

Asthar grins, "Your very astute. But... I've already stated the deal. I give you the boy... You have to yiff him because I think it would be amusing. However if you want a more... exciting deal. Here it is. I show you this boy... YOU have to yiff him and take care of him from now on. Because he's an orphan."

[Captain Leo]

Fredrico says, "Asthar... I can't even support myself. I don't even make a profit from my fixing the electronic stuff around here because this is a non-profit organization. Don't make me promise to take care of someone when I can't even take care of myself. I'd screw the whole thing up and then Rudolph would end up looking bad cause I work for him. I'd rather just agree to be yours, since you case workers all seem to be rich. I don't understand how you make your money by helping a pair of mutants who can't even keep the money they make." He places his head and muzzle down on his arms on the desk and cries. "I didn't ask for any of this. And I won't yiff an orphan just to please you. That would be inappropriate. I'm just a hopeless poor excuse of a life."

Just then, a smooth though rough voice, "Leave it to Asthar to make an ass out of himself." Standing on a bookcase shelf was a demon rat that looked like he had just climbed out of a yiffy tar pit, thought he smelled like demon mud and Chaosmire cheese. He was all black with glowing blue eyes. "Looks like I got assigned just in time. Permit me to introduce myself. I am Deogati, Suave Tempter of Chaosmire. Assigned as Fredrico's Not-So-Bad Conscious/Case Worker. There were no Devi-Mice available so they chose outside the box for the selection. I don't know who your Very-Bad Conscious/Case Worker is going to be, but I can be a bundle to handle. So you want to make a profit?" POOF! A copy of the Chaosmire Stocks and Trades Newspaper appeared in front of Fredrico. "Select some stocks and I'll make the arrangements for you."

[Darquirrin]

Asthar giggles, "Well I can see I've given you both a LOT to work with. Just keep in mind... YOUR the one who kept asking to pay me. Though you may reconsider when you meet the boy." He snickers and flicks a card to Deogati and poofs! The card contains an auto-updating position of said boy. He was going to give it to Freddy for free until Freddy opened his muzzle and inserted footpaw.

[Captain Leo]

Deogati then said, "Rules of the Main Offices, Fredrico... Asthar cannot charge you anything for any offer he makes to you because... Darian is his case. He can charge Darian, but he cannot charge you. His offer is actually null and void, unless he simple gave you this boy as a gift. If you would like, we can report Asthar's offer to the main offices and also... to his partner who LOVES beating the SHIT out of him. Would you like this done?"

Fredrico sighed. "Just make sure nothing bad happens to the boy. Give him anything he wants and charge it to me. As for Asthar... make it so."

Both the Main Offices AND Lurana get the FULL REPORT on what Asthar attempted to offer to Fredrico. PING!

After that, Fredrico's other case worker, the very bad conscious, arrives... He appears to be a devi-mouse sized naked red Kat with an outward erect non-barbed penis, scales instead of fur, and a prehensile tail that acted more like a sticky yiffy tentacle. He smelled like fresh sex and fresh aloe vera lotion. "Greetings, Fredrico... I am Zsakati, Lord of the Sticky Yiff Kitty Realm in the Abyss. I was assigned to you as your very-bad conscious/case worker. I cause innocent cuties to fall into a horny lust with people like Deogati and I. And oh the fun that follows."

Elura was suddenly in the room. "By the Creatoris...I thought I smelled you two! Dammit, Fredrico... we tried to warn you not to use the surprise boxes and now you're stuck with these two pieces of SHIT!"

Deogati and Zsakati both exclaimed, "HEY!"

While in the other room...

[Darquirrin]

Lurana was chasing Asthar up and down all over the room, BEATING him over the head with a holy-water imbued pillow, "BAD! BAD ASTHAR! YOU ALMOST GOT US IN TROUBLE!!!! AND DARIAN TOO!!! GET BACK HERE!!!"

Asthar dodged and weaved, yelling, "HEY! HE OFFERED TO PAY! I DIDN'T DEMAND ANYTHING! I EVEN GAVE HIM WHAT I OFFERED! I FULFILLED EVERY RULE!"

Lurana growls and KAWHUMPTS! Asthar into the wall with the pillow and drags him off by his tail!!! "I'm going make you get a ange-tatto... IN FRONT of all your brothers.."

Asthar scrambles and tries to break freee, "NO! NO! ANYTHING BUT THAT!! ANYTHING BUT THAT!!! DARIAN!!!!! SAAAAAAAAAVVVVVVEEEEEEEEEEEEMMMMMMMMMMMMEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!"

End of Episode One: Unbridled Adventures

Stay tuned for Episode Two: Team for Beaster