Wild
West C.O.W.-Boys of Moo Mesa premiered in September 1992.
Comet raised a mesa to the western skies.
With the sound of a thousand cattle drives.
A chosen few would see the light
and fight the wrong with right.
Up on the mesa
High above the clouds
There's a world apart from all the rest.
On Moo Mesa
live the real cowboys
standing up for law and order
and livin' by The Code of the West.
Cleanin' up the territory
Keepin' evil on its toes
Takes a different breed of riding, roping, brave heroes.
On Moo Mesa
live the real cowboys
standin' up for law and order
And livin' by The Code of the West.
On Moo Mesa!
CODES OF THE WEST
Always steer your friends in the right direction
Always keep your barn clean so it won't look like a pig sty
Never lock up an innocent bull
Always wash behind your horns
Never chew your cud with your mouth open
A real C.O.W.- Boy never cusses
Always leave a little grazing room for unexpected guests
Never sit down in a cactus field
Always clean up after your horse
Never kiss a horse unless you mean it
Always start each day with a glass of moo juice
Always finish your grub before you leave the table
Always tip your horns to a lady
It's rude to drool on the salt lick
Stand tall, be brave and never take any bull from a bully
Never horn in on another bull's territory
Never wear red pants around a bull with sharp horns
Never act like a bully
Always wear clean underwear to a showdown
Never wear your spurs to bed
Always bring a bale to get out of jail
Never play tag with a rattlesnake
Never mistake a snake for a lasso
On a desert trail, a scorpion always has the right of way
Never wear your boots to bed (or in the shower)
Never hit a cow
Always eat your prairie veggies
Never steal another cow's horse
Never cheat at cards
Never drink from another bull's trough
(Codes of the West taken off the packaging of C.O.W.-Boy
toys made by Hasbro)
